For people who don't guess about things that matter

The questions worth
getting right.

You've done more research than most doctors on this topic. But scattered forum posts and PubMed abstracts don't give you what you need: a single, rigorous synthesis of the peer-reviewed evidence for your specific protocol. Risk profiles, expected outcomes, and smarter alternatives.

You make the decisions. We give you the evidence to make them well.

Your body. Your data. Your decision.

You've outgrown forum advice.
You need something better.

You've already read the threads, watched the breakdowns, and dug through PubMed at 2am. You know more than most people in the room. But you also know the difference between anecdote and evidence. And right now, you're stuck between the two.

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Forums & Reddit

You already know that one person's experience isn't data. But when every thread contradicts the last, even good judgement can't separate signal from noise at scale.

  • N=1 dressed up as evidence
  • No dose-response data
  • Survivorship bias everywhere
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Your Doctor

The medical system wasn't built for harm reduction. Most physicians won't engage with your actual protocol, not because the science doesn't exist, but because the system doesn't incentivise them to look for it.

  • Won't engage with your protocol
  • No compound-specific risk data
  • $300+ for "just don't do it"
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NotBroScience

The evidence exists. It's scattered across thousands of papers. We synthesise it into a single report for your specific protocol, the kind of document you'd want to have if anyone ever asked how you made this decision.

  • Probability-weighted risk profiles with CIs
  • Your profile benchmarked against published cohorts
  • Every claim cited. You can verify everything

Three questions every serious protocol should answer.

You could read 4,000 papers. Or have researchers who do this full-time synthesise them for your specific protocol.

“What are the actual risks?”

For your specific compounds and doses, whether AAS, peptides, GH secretagogues, GLP-1 agonists, or any combination, we aggregate the peer-reviewed literature into probability-weighted risk profiles with confidence intervals. Not vague warnings. Numbers you can act on.

“How does my profile compare?”

Your age, training history, bloodwork, and health markers are matched against published cohort data. You see where you sit in the distribution, not the average case, but your case. Your report is unique to you.

“Is there a smarter way?”

You wouldn't invest without running the numbers. We show you protocols that deliver more results per unit of risk. Same goals, better trade-offs. The ROI framework that separates informed decisions from guesswork.

How It Works

You make the decision. We make sure it's informed.

01

Tell Us Your Protocol

AAS, peptides, GLP-1s, GH. Compounds, doses, duration, and your full stack. We take you seriously.

02

Share Your Profile

Age, training history, health markers, and bloodwork. This is what makes your report yours.

03

We Search 240M+ Scholarly Works

Peer-reviewed studies, meta-analyses, clinical trials, and cohort data. Synthesised by researchers, not a chatbot.

04

Your Evidence Report

Risk profiles, expected outcomes, smarter alternatives, and monitoring protocols. Cited, quantified, yours to keep.

What your evidence report looks like

A sample from an actual protocol analysis. This is the kind of document you can reference, share with your doctor, or keep for yourself.

Protocol Analysis
Complete
Report ID: NBS-2026-04182Date: 2026-01-14CONFIDENTIAL
Subject: Male, 28, 185lbs, training 5yrs
Protocol: Testosterone Cypionate 500mg/wk + HGH 4iu/day
Duration: 16 weeks

Predicted Hypertrophy (16 Weeks)

Lean Mass Accretion14.2 lbs
10.5 lbs (Low CI)18.1 lbs (High CI)

Based on dose-response data from published studies at comparable doses and training status.

Risk Quantification

Risk FactorProbability95% CIMonitoring
Polycythemia22.4%[15.8-30.2%]Hct q4wk, threshold >54%
LVH Progression8.7%[4.2-15.1%]Echo q6mo, wall >12mm
Lipid Dysfunction34.2%[26.1-43.0%]Lipids q8wk, LDL >160
Glucose Impairment12.1%[7.3-18.9%]HbA1c q12wk, >5.7%
Aggregate 12-Month Serious Adverse Event Risk
6.8% [95% CI: 3.2-12.4%]

Based on n=4,231 subjects across 23 peer-reviewed studies.

Full citation list with DOIs provided with every report. Every number is verifiable. This is the line you quote when someone asks how you know.

Protocol Optimisation

Every report includes alternative protocols ranked by risk-adjusted value: results per unit of risk per dollar spent.

Same goals. Better trade-offs. You choose, with the numbers in front of you.

Metric
Option A
Current Plan
Option B
Safety First
Option C
Smart Gains
Predicted Gains16.5 lbs12.1 lbs15.8 lbs
Health Risk22.4%High4.1%Low8.2%Med
Est. Cost$890$1,200$950
ROI Score
Gains / Risk / Cost
0.8
2.4
Best Risk-Adjusted Value
3.9

Option C is the one most people don't know exists until they see the data. Substituting higher-risk compounds for alternatives with comparable anabolic profiles but substantially lower organ stress. Same goals. You found the edge.

The 2-3 things that actually matter

You don't need to optimise everything. The literature is clear: a small number of variables drive the vast majority of your outcomes and your risk. Knowing which ones separates you from the noise.

What the research says, not what your buddy thinks.

Lever #1

Protein & resistance training

Across every protocol (AAS, peptides, GLP-1 agonists), adequate protein intake and progressive resistance training are the single largest determinants of lean mass retention and accretion. Without these, no compound performs as expected.

Impact on outcome~60%
Lever #2

Compound selection & dose

The choice between, say, Trenbolone and Primobolan changes your cardiovascular risk profile by an order of magnitude. Choosing CJC/Ipamorelin over exogenous GH changes cost and risk. The compound-dose decision is the second biggest lever.

Impact on outcome~25%
Lever #3

Monitoring & response

Knowing your hematocrit is climbing at week 6 is what separates a dose adjustment from a hospital visit, and what separates you from the stereotype. We tell you exactly what to measure, when, and what the thresholds are for your specific protocol.

Impact on outcome~15%

The remaining variables matter. Meal timing, supplement stacks, sleep optimisation. But they're single-digit contributors. Nail the big three first. That's what informed people do.

The questions worth asking

Most people never think to ask these. You did. We answer them with evidence.

Risk
What are the actual cardiovascular risks of Trenbolone at the doses people use?
Peptides
Is BPC-157 actually doing anything? What does the human evidence say?
Benchmark
How does my bloodwork compare to published baselines for enhanced athletes?
GLP-1
Semaglutide for recomp: is it catabolic at the doses people are running?
Outcome
What can I realistically expect from Test + HGH at my age and training level?
Peptides
CJC-1295 + Ipamorelin vs. HGH: what does the literature show for lean mass?
Risk
What does the dose-response curve look like for Anavar and liver stress?
Recovery
What does the literature say about fertility recovery post-cycle?
Interaction
I'm stacking Test, a GLP-1 agonist, and BPC-157. What are the interactions?
Optimisation
What compounds give the best gains-to-risk ratio for someone with my profile?

What informed decisions cost.

Every report is researched and compiled by our team. No auto-generated filler. No chatbot. Real synthesis by real researchers.

A single specialist consultation costs $300-500 and they won't engage with your actual protocol.

Protocol Audit

$49

One-time

20+ peer-reviewed studies synthesised for your specific protocol. Risk analysis, outcome estimate, and one optimised alternative. Cited and quantified.

  • Probability-weighted risk profile
  • Expected outcome with confidence intervals
  • 1 smarter alternative with ROI comparison
  • Every claim cited with DOIs
Full Service

Architect & Optimise

$149

One-time

A comprehensive evidence review designed around your profile, goals, and bloodwork. What it costs when it's done properly.

  • Everything in Protocol Audit
  • 3 optimisation options (ROI grid)
  • Bloodwork review & interpretation
  • PCT & monitoring protocol
  • Follow-up Q&A included

Our Methodology

We are researchers, not doctors. We synthesise peer-reviewed scientific literature and produce probability estimates based on the best available evidence. We do not provide medical advice, prescriptions, or clinical guidance.

Every claim is cited

Full references with DOIs for every risk estimate. You can verify everything. That's the point.

We quantify uncertainty

Confidence intervals on every estimate. When the evidence is weak, we tell you. No false precision.

Clinical-grade statistics

The same Bayesian methods clinical researchers use, combining evidence across studies and updating probabilities based on your individual profile.

Your body, your decision

You're an adult making informed decisions about your own body. We provide the evidence. You decide what to do with it. That's what responsible looks like.

NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. This service is for informational and educational purposes only. Consult a healthcare provider for medical decisions. The use of anabolic steroids, peptides, and prescription medications such as GLP-1 agonists without a prescription is illegal in many jurisdictions.

You've done the research.
Now make it count.

Your protocol. Your evidence. Your decision.